One Demon For Sale - VGC

For sale I have a small demon, approaching two who answers to the name of Jack. He does not yet have a forked tongue or tail, nor is he sprouting horns, yet he is a bona fide demon through and through. Demonic behaviour includes (and this is just this morning!)

• Stealing a box of flapjacks from the kitchen cupboard and then sneaking upstairs and sitting on his mums bed and scoffing them
• throwing 4 new toilet rolls into the toilet, then fishing them out and then putting them back in the packet in the hope that no one will notice
• climbing onto the top bunk in his brothers room and proceeding to take his nappy of and chuck it out of the top window
• and the ultimate in demonic behaviour - getting a permanent marker and drawing all over his brothers' tv with it.

All offers considered and I'm sorry but I do not accept returns.